The Orange Stew
seagoat:

estivation:shockaholic:skeletonsdance:hoanbee:hristos
Mistress 101 is a Serena move. Not a Blair.

I hated Serena the most. Whoops. Look at whatcha doin slut.

tokyodoll2:

fuckyeahladygaga:

(via fukkk offf)
When you put your legs behind your head and have someone else lick your asshole for sexual pleasure. Best combined with a handjob. Did he do that?

You guys got me hot and bothered and desensitized in a month. Round of applause! You suck so bad, I can make a gaga tune out of the sex. 

a: how do i teach this kid a lesson

a: i swear

b: what’s her facebook?

a:this is what she repays me after all the relationship advices she asks from me!?

b: may i see

a: yes

a: that kid

b: oh girl

b: got an idea

a: what?

b: IMA MAKE HER AN INTERNET MESS